That's the "good" part of this entry.
Now, moving on...
*holds up bullhorn* STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD! YOUR FANFICTION LICENSE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED UNTIL YOU HAVE ATTAINED EIGHTH GRADE READING LEVEL!
Seriously, I love Gibbs/Kate. Give me a Gibbs/Kate fic, and I will sit there and squee like a madwoman. But this... this just burns.