like a psychotic rainbow (raindroproses) wrote,
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Open letters to asshats

Dear airheaded asshat:

The end of my work day is 4:00 p.m. We arranged this when I started last week. Therefore, do not give me a stack of letters at 3:59 p.m. and say "Can you get these done before you leave?" Because next time, the answer will be NO.

Dear Res Life asshats:

I chose Morse Hall because 1) I wanted a second-floor room and 2) I wanted a room near the RA. Thank you so very much for changing my room assignment to a fourth-floor room in Mesick. No, really. I appreciate it.



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