The end of my work day is 4:00 p.m. We arranged this when I started last week. Therefore, do not give me a stack of letters at 3:59 p.m. and say "Can you get these done before you leave?" Because next time, the answer will be NO.
Dear Res Life asshats:
I chose Morse Hall because 1) I wanted a second-floor room and 2) I wanted a room near the RA. Thank you so very much for changing my room assignment to a fourth-floor room in Mesick. No, really. I appreciate it.