1)How much time is it to your birthday? Today's, what, May 14? Uh... two months and fourteen days.
2)Where is the one place you'd like to go for your birthday? Anywhere that's not Rhode Island. :-P
3)Have you ever had birthday party and no one showed up? I've never had a birthday party, so no.
4)What is the best gift you ever got? Hmm... I can't really think of anything. Most of my really good gifts I've gotten for Christmas or graduations.
5)Who shares your birthday with you? I do not know, and I'm too damn lazy to go look.