WHY don't you listen to me, damn it?! I do not waste my precious time proofreading, editing, and otherwise making your fucking fic better for my own health! If you want me to beta for you, take my goddamned suggestions! I understand if you don't want to change characterization or plot, but can't you even place a comma in the correct spot? I swear to God, the next time you ask me to beta your three-hundred-page epic, I'm going to say no!
*seethes*