Or, if you don't want to follow the link, here's the poem behind a cut.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.
--George W. Bush
I'm laughing my ass off, but this is quite frightening. Good Lord, is this man for real?