John Constantine/Harmon Rabb--Now, I hate Harm, but if it's movie!Constantine... *drools* Keanu and DJE... My GOD, the pretty.
Aragorn/George W. Bush--BWAHAHAHA!! Ow. I think those were my eyes splattering jelly all over the computer monitor.
Buffy Summers/Jon Stewart--Good lord. The smart-assed remarks would certainly be flying there.
But the two I signed up for? Drumroll, please...
Voldemort/Dot (Animaniacs)--Because you know she would love a powerful... evil... reptilian... thing. I mean, come on. Dot loves Mel Gibson, for Christ's sake. Er, well, maybe not Christ's sake.
Sarah MacKenzie/Ron Weasley--Because, dude. I've already written a JAG/Harry Potter crossover. How hard can this one be? *bounces excitedly*