1) Yay! The chorale president is calling the shots for the tea on May 2nd, after all. I don't have to actually do anything. Well, besides show up. And sing, of course.
2) I've just been elected chorale secretary. Basically, all I do is send out weekly e-mails letting people know when rehearsals are, and what we did at the last rehearsals. Yippy skippy.
3) It would be a lot easier to analyze these parables if they hadn't already done it in the goddamned footnotes.
...Can a footnote be damned by God if it's in the Bible? Or does its inclusion automatically make it holy to God? Does it depend on the translation of the Bible? Does it not count since its not an addition to the text, but an extrapolation of it? Am I just trying to waste time?
Yes. Yes, I am. You got a problem with that?
4) Thank you, Jehovah's Witnesses, you anal-retentive bastards, for your exhaustive cross-referencing of Biblical passages. They are very helpful in assisting me to pad my paper with exhausting references to Psalms, Genesis, Matthew, and Romans.