I WILL get you to work, you stupid program. Don't think I won't.
Dear Hangman program,
Die. Die a million horrible deaths. I hate you with the burning passion of a thousand suns. You are evil. No, you are Evil. You are the work of Satan. Okay, so you're the work of my professor, but it's the same thing.
I am ready to smash my most prized possession into tiny bits because of you. I would appreciate it if you just told me why you refuse to work, damn it. I don't understand!
*sobs* Why won't you woooooork?!?!