As you can probably tell, Shannon is extremely upset right now. She wishes to tell you all that DPB is a misogynistic bastard.
YEAH, IT'S GREAT FOR A WOMAN TO GO BACK TO HER EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE HUSBAND, IS IT, YOU BASTARD? HUH? GO TO HELL, YOU MOTHER--
*slaps Shannon* Snap out of it, woman! Think about your AJ.
AJ? My yummy AJ... WITH MEREDITH?! DIE, DIE, DIE, STUPID CHEATING BITCH!
Perhaps that was not a good suggestion. Mac and Farrow?
I knew Mac would be with John Farrow! I just wish she could have stayed with the kind, loving man, AND NOT THE JACKASS!
Shannon! Enough with the yelling! We know you're upset! Especially with that ending. "I was just thinking about the road not taken... yet."
Okay, so now you're purposely baiting me, aren't you?
Well... yes. It's so much fun.
*glares* I'd tell you to die, but you're all that's keeping me from forming a posse and hunting down the misogynist.
Oh, and cakemage? You can stop drooling now. ;-)