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Burn Notice

"You know, Mercedes makes an SUV now. Roomy backseat. Surprisingly affordable."

"Sometimes the truth hurts. In those situations, I recommend lying."

"In a fight, you have to be careful not to hurt the little bones in your hands. That's why I like bathrooms: lots of hard surfaces."

"It sounded like you might die. And I wanted to be there, at the end. To tell you what a bastard you were."

"I've never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit."

"So stay where everyone is a Jell-o shot away from alcohol poisoning. If you spot anyone who can walk a straight line, that's the Fed."

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