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The Colbert Report

On Tuesday, Pope Benedict released his first major policy initiative: an instruction that states that men with deep-seated homosexual tendencies could not be priests, while those with transitory tendencies could be, thereby proving the transitive property of gayness.

[If Priests = B, and B = Gay ∴ Priests = Gay]

I'll give you a little... I'll give you a little time there, for those of you who don't remember your high school geometry.

Now, what's the difference between "transitory" homosexuality and "deep-seated" homosexuality?

[Theater Camp?]

--Stephen Colbert, "The Word", The Colbert Report

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